We know what you're thinking, the World Series just ended and Tonyonball is going for a football picks column?! After Cheech went 0-5 and Tonyonball went 2-3?! Those of you that read this, relax, both of you, the baseball articles will come, there is too much to pick apart in one day (plus, I AM LAZY and picks columns are easy!).
For some reason Cheech decided to go ahead and send five more picks my way this week (editors note, I asked him to) so let's see what kind of trainwreck we can get into this time!
- ND -7 over Navy, because ND has shinier gold helmets
- UCLA +15 over Colorado, because it's actually cheaper to live in Westwood than Boulder
- Wisconsin -6.5 over Northwestern, because I'm sick of Michael Wilbon
- Oregon +17 over USC, because I can't pick 2 LA schools
- Washington -16.5 over Cal... why am I picking all these west coast games?
NOTE: Cheech for the season: 0/5 - Down $500
Interesting strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out for him. If you recall, Tonyonball nailed the Clemson and Kentucky picks. Spot on analysis. Feel free to deposit 10% of your winnings into my paypal account - delicisousred84 - what's that, your net take home from using my picks was a loss? Moving on...
- Texas A&M -14 over Miss St. - Dak Prescott is gone and A&M are fired up after being placed 4th in the CFB playoff rankings. Washington can be butt hurt all they want, but really, the second best team in the Pac 12 might be USC, who got blowed out by Bama in week 1.
- Ole Miss -27.5 over Georgia Southern - Ole Miss can beat the crap out of teams from Georgia (Tonyonball was there, see previous article - shameless plug). Ole Miss is a pretty good team, they just keep losing to teams who are either better or happen to be playing with a lot of juice because their coach got fired (LSU).
- Florida -4 over Arkansas - Florida has a putrid offense, but their defense can hold ARK under 17, and they should be able to get to at lease 21. Chomp.
- Baylor -8 over TCU - Baylor didn't like getting denied last week against Texas. Their athletic program is all about perseverance and finishing the job no matter the obstacles. Baylor will not be refused no matter how defiant the victim (I mean team) may be. Enough innuendo? Do you get it?
- Purdue +17 over Minnesota - Boiler up! Minnesota is a fine team, but Purdue could actually win this game. These northern Big 10 teams are really losing their advantage with the unseasonable warm weather this November. That's analysis bruh.
NOTE: Tonyonball for the season: 2/5 - Down $100 (not counting the juice to bet - let's just keep it simple and assume bet $100 to win $100, k thanks)
So there you have it, picks sure to be mediocre (well, except for Cheech's, his are sure to be TERRIBLE).
Tonyonball
